Weekend Reads

This blog has take a backseat, maybe even a third row seat, lately.  After spending the last three months trying to navigate my new job, I have to say that I’m a little tired.  And my back hurts.  More on that later.

In the meantime, until I have something prolific to say, I’ve been gathering news articles.  And some hilarious videos I wanted to share to make whomever might be reading this smile.  Because these are just funny.  If you don’t think so, well…I guess that’s your problem, sucka.

In honor of the 40th anniversary of SNL, here are some my personal favorites:
Bill Brasky
Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals
ESPN Ladies Long Drive Competition – Sponsored by Stayfree Maxi Pads!
Fly High Duluth
Good Morning Meth!

This guy kind of nails the whole “Michael Brown” thing on the head.

In July, my husband, myself, and my in-laws are going to spend 10 days in Ireland.  Staying two nights with these folks.  No big deal.

And also staying two nights at the joint on slide 16.

I shit-talk my catalogs like this too.  I’m glad I’m not the only one.

The politics of change management.  Literally, the politics.

What is our world coming to?  I’ll never get my news this way.  Blech.

And speaking of the worst social media site of all time…An Open Letter from Your Horrible Facebook Friends – The New Yorker.
Excerpt:  We have a lot to offer the Internet, and we’re exciting friends to have. For instance, we’re unpredictable. Who else is going to tell the corporate Applebee’s page to fuck off and die? Or post random, out-of-context Fall Out Boy lyrics as a status update? We don’t think there’s anything weird about reminding you almost every single day how great our troops are. Are you saying that they aren’t great? Did you see the picture of the Marines that reads, “OK, ISIS, come and get it”? Hell, yeah!

 I want my eyes to look like this. I think I can pull it off, but seriously…wings are hard!

Fuck your Noguchi coffee table. A lot like catalog living; just as funny.