Sentences about me in five seconds or less:
I use the thesaurus feature in Word more often than I should.
I hate panhandlers. Make better decisions.
Dirty dishes left in the sink give me anxiety.
I can quote all of the Harry Potter movies mostly verbatim.
I read a lot as a child. I believe it helped make me independent adult who enjoys books.
I was once Miss Higginsville and Barnwarming Queen in the same special year.
I believe in conspiracy theories. See Michael Hastings, JFK, RFK, and JFK, Jr.
I am an introvert. I also went to State in public speaking.
I judge people (mainly women) who make a habit of getting rip-roaring drunk on business trips.
I believe in GMOs because they will feed a growing global population. Fuck your granola, local shit.
I wave at my neighbors, even when they don’t wave back.
When I retire, I want to work at Grant’s Farm.
I have no use for lazy people. It’s the worst character flaw to have.
Two things I hate at work: people clipping nails and people who touch things on my desk that aren’t theirs.